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Are you looking for that perfect holiday gift? December 19, 2011

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CCLD CardGive your child a gift that never needs batteries, doesn’t need assembly, doesn’t need to be fed or taken for a walk. Our gift idea lasts forever, never wears out, and is constantly exciting. And to make it even more special, it gives greater joy the more it’s used. And to make it really, really special (especially for the giver), it doesn’t cost a lot.

It’s the perfect gift, suitable for everyone on your list. It can take you places you’ve only dreamed of- far off lands, distant planets, ancient times, or even the to the future. It can help you become a better golfer, better parent, or a better person. It can provide you access to everything you’ve ever dreamed of. You can you use it whenever you want, exchange what you get with it, and is a gift your someone special will never grow tired of. And to make it really, really, really special- you can even give it to yourself.

By now you’re probably wondering “Where can I get one of these?” Well, it’s very simple. First, come down to the library and fill out a library card application and we’ll give you a library card. I’ve even got a great way for you to give it to someone. Check out three of four books and wrap the card and the books and set them under the tree. Save this very special package for last. When your special someone opens it up you can tell them the library card will get them presents all year long.

It doesn’t matter if you get the card for yourself, or get it for your kids (we require that they at least be able to print their name to get their own). And we offer a guarantee, if you aren’t fully satisfied with your library card after a lifetime of use, we’ll refund your money. Now I know I’m not going out on a limb here, seeing a library card is free and at that price, who would complain? Besides, I know it will be the best gift you will ever give and the best card you will ever receive.

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